Welcome to the Zombie Emergency Relief Organization site. Our aim is to provide non human food sources to orphaned zombies under the age of 17.
Mission Statement: As a human community, we must protect the zombie children left orphaned by the extermination of their parents. By raising consciousness about this growing dilemma, and by soliciting funds, we can obtain non human food sources and route them to hungry zombie children.
Because of the government’s refusal to acknowledge the existence and needs of this vulnerable underclass, we are not considered a charitable organization though we perform charitable deeds. Your contribution is greatly appreciated, but not tax deductible.
In appreciation of your non tax deductible contribution of $19.99 we’ll send you a Z.E.R.O. T-shirt with a letter of appreciation for your sponsorship of zombie children. Details on available t-shirts will be posted shortly.