About Us

Founded in 2010 after the Zimbawe Zombie School Massacre, the Zombie Emergency Relief Organization is dedicated to creating safe havens for zombie children and providing them with alternate food supplies. We believe in saving the children, all of the children, including those considered less than human. Our fundraising efforts maintain our New England no-kill shelter, our underground railroad operation, and our massive effort to divert cow and other slaughtered animal brains out of the trash stream and into the waiting mouths of hungry zombie children.

Authors: We love zombie books. If you have a novel or story you’d like reviewed, email us at feedthezombiechildren@gmail.com If you have free stories on Kindle, we’d love to spread the good word.

Our chief health officer and publicist, Renee Maynes, is available for media interviews, medical questions, and consultations. Contact her at feedthezombiechildren@gmail.com or renee.e.maynes@gmail.com

4 comments on “About Us

  1. Sam Maynes says:

    Hi, I am the nephew of the owner/creator of the website. Tee-shirts will soon be on sale for a later released price, and bracelets. GO ZOMBIES!

  2. J. says:

    Your site cracks me up. ZERO. Brilliant.

    In case you’re interested –> http://disastrouspassion.wordpress.com/2013/03/01/humanitarian-fiction-writing-contest-aid-zombies/

  3. tom says:

    Thank you for your efforts. It IS upon us! You’re pioneering solutions.

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